Well just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, here came the logo and slogan for JAWS IV. Spawned here in the warmest and coolest waters of Narragansett Bay. And if we don't like the new ways that Gina and the Guys on the Hill have come up with to spend our tax dollars, we are branded as NEGATIVE. Mark Patinkin need never fear--he will not run out of material here in RHODE ICELAND,
I must say that I do like the way we have grabbed national attention again. We should just embrace the reality of our twisted souls--like Idaho chose FAMOUS POTATOES for their motto.
You want negative? Try these on for size---
1, RHODE 2. ISLAND--TWO LIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
RHODE ISLAND--WE'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.
OOPS! I just thought of another apt slogan--
RHODE ISLAND--A CHICKEN IN EVERY POTHOLE
or
RHODE ISLAND-A WILD TURKEY IN EVERY SENATE SEAT
or
ROGUES ISLAND-DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU
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